Portable Frailty: Archive

Boats Against the Current: A Brief List of... →

Anything tribal…God, so true. bschwartz: Stars (ex. clusters of rainbow colored stars) Barbed Wire (ex. the kind found on men’s biceps) Diamonds (ex. the two dimensional kind found on the hips of multiple gay porn stars) Cliched sayings and/or dumb phrases (ex. “Only God Can Judge Me”) — I’m judging you anyway. Music notes — Do…

Feb 26th

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The Lost Santorum Speech

The following was recovered from the bathroom floor at a recent autoworkers rally in Flint, Michagan where Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum was speaking. “Under Mr. Obama’s stewardship American is becoming a place where white people can no longer earn as much money as possible and have as many Christian babies as they can without ignoring their effects on the...

Feb 20th

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Feb 17th

Dead Presidents: "Any politician who regards the... →

deadpresidents: — Connor Friedersdorf, “Rick Santorum Wants Your Sex Life To Be ‘Special’”, The Atlantic, Feb. 15, 2012 THANK YOU, Mr. Friedersdorf! This is almost certainly my favorite sentence that has been written so far about the 2012 Presidential campaign, and the entire article in The Atlantic plainly…

Feb 16th

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A Review of GogoBot →

Feb 15th

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Feb 14th

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Feb 14th

Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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“I want everyone here to know, there’s not gonna be no trouble from me!”

Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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Facebook History of the World →

“Religion and Common Sense are no longer friends.” Hilarious

Feb 10th

Feb 7th

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Last known WWI veteran dies at 110 →

LONDON—Florence Green, the world’s last known veteran of World War I, has died at the age of 110, the care home where she lived said Tuesday. Briar House Care Home in King’s Lynn, England, said Green died Saturday, two weeks before her 111th birthday. Born Florence Beatrice Patterson in London on Feb. 19, 1901, she joined the Women’s Royal Air Force in September 1918 at the age of 17. She...

Feb 7th

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Upon Further Review

I was rewatching the Super Bowl and at various points during the broadcast you can totally hear Al Michaels or Chris Collinsworth’s iPhone dinging in the background.

Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Gingrich

Gingrich continued, “Every time you turn around, secular government is closing in on and shrinking the right of religious liberty in America, and I think there are millions of people who are very disturbed by that.” One thing I miss about being a teenager in NJ was the illusion that religion had no affect on policy making and was essentially irrelevant to public life.

Feb 7th

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Public Enemy #1

In the 2011 season the Giants literally or effectively ended the seasons of: the Eagles & Jets (in the same game), the Cowboys, the Falcons, the Packers (who were 15-1 and defending champs), the 49ers and they beyond tortured the Patriots (did anyone else read about Tom Brady’s post game shell shock?). They swept the Ryans 4-0 (Rex, Rob twice and Matt). They put a huge dent in the...

Feb 6th

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